December 2011
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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I am wasting my life
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before 2011 is over, i want anyone someone to go...
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walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
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"L"
normal people: the letter after K & before M
anime freaks: death note
inspirits: SEXY FLAWLESS MOTHERFUCKER SENT FROM HEAVEN HOW IS HE REAL OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLD ME HE'S THE PERFECTEST OF ALL PERFECTION
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ranchews: korean guys fucking love skinship but most of them aren’t gay  lol the Korean bro in my class was all touchy-feely with the other guys. He was always having his hands around their shoulders or sometimes he even hugged them from behind. At first the guys were weirded out a bit but by the time he flew back home to enlist in the army, everyone’d already got used to it and whenever...
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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notlellathellama: Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE OH MY GOD H O W W H Y  CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT WHY DO YOU EXIST GET OUT LEAVE I HATE YOU SO MUCH ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME  NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO Unacceptable ways of...
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Best friend is rambling on yahoo abt her wonderful date with this Korean guy she met on a plane. Meanwhile, I am here shouting at the picture of another Korean guy on my computer screen: “DIE! KIM MYUNGSOO DIE! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LIVE WITH THAT STUPID FACE OF YOURS!”. Isn’t my life just wonderful?
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my otp: breathes in the same room
me: holy shit
me: oh my god
me: oh my fucking god
me: oh my god they're sharing the same air
me: they're so in lov-- OH M YGOD THEY LOOKED AT EACH oOTHER
me: IM GONNA DIE
me: I CANT LIVE
me: i love you
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